The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Dont touch anything! You just got rid of your crabs!
i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
Im just a social blackout drinker.
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
I woke up to you singing What Makes You Beautiful and trying to blend an avocado with vodka.
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
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