Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
Quick, to the slutcave!
is there any particular reason you took a shit in a zip lock bag and left it in my refrigerator?
i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
Frats are adorable. They make mediocre guys think they're worth a shit.
...the American dream.
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
I'm going to make out with someone. I'm on a mission. I don't even care if I'm wearing beer goggles. As long as he's not shorter than me, gay, or a woman.
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
You tried to prove you weren't drunk by loudly singing the romanian national anthem. Why the fuck do you even KNOW the romanian national anthem?
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
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