You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
You were so drunk last night you typed www.face.come/cheese.com as if you were logging into facebook.
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
Woke up this morning to a bunch of snapchats of you drunkenly yelling at grasshoppers. Good night?
My vagina is very pro this idea
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
Randomize
