butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
The woman at the nail salon waxing my lip just showed me the strip with all the hair on it while smirking. Apparenltly 'you have a stache' can be communicated through a language barrier.
that girl from work that wants to bone me just said 'the last time i went this long without sex was in jail'. sup, red flag
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
Floor bacon is actually really good
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
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