I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
im using old socks as coasters. im going to make a great housewife.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
She gave me what I will now dub a "hurricane sandy". Loud, wet and sloppy BJ that made me want to stay home and complain about shit on the Internet
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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