Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
you washed your face with toilet water last night.. i tried to stop you but you wouldn't have it.
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
I thought this guy walking back to the dorms with his black laundry bag was walking a black flamingo I'm not even kidding I had to take a break on a bench after that.
You're my favorite person
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
Pretty sure I just scored Election Day sex based on the theory that if either of these fools win the world as we know it is over so we might as well get a few orgasms in...
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
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