Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
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