We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, you're a dumbass
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
The cab driver had me sign for the payment and I was like give me a second while I throw up right outside your door.
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
Grilled cheese and whiskey for lunch is why i should NEVER be a housewife.
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
I don't really feel bad about it, but I legit just squirted in the back of an Uber and it makes me think how many times has this happened before?!?!
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
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