I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
Just woke up to find myself cooking eggs on the imaginary stove in my room.
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
Dude, I puked in the stall for God knows how long. Halfway through, a kid sits down in the stall next to me and starts jacking off, i heard the porn on his phone and everything. so FYI, the middle stall is where good nights go to die
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
I wish I could have seen the drive thru woman's face after " May I please have 20 Mcflurrys.....and a large diet coke, I'm trying to watch my weight for bikini season."
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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