Do you realize we just stole 12 dollars worth of quarters each from the office petty cash just to get manicures? New high or New Low?
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
We stopped midfuck cuz a guy was walking his dog. Who the fuck walks their dog in the dorm parking structure at 3am!?
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
My phone autocorrected your name to "grownup." that couldn't be more inaccurate. I'm getting a new phone.
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
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