So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
Finding an empty bathroom to shit on campus is like the quest for the fucking Holy Grail. Except with more stench and humiliation.
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
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