Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
Our relationship is like that beach boys song "help me Rhonda" and I'm fucking Rhonda. And Rhondas's the whore in case you've never heard it.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
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