Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
People spilled so much that there was a thin film of beer on the floor. You took a running start, screamed, "SLIP AND SLIDE!" and slid face first through the drywall.
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
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