i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
Well i'm not entirely sure considering he gave my vagina an early valentine's day card that said "you're purrfect."
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
Dude, we got to the strip club as they were closing, and you starting crying because, and I quote, "This is the closest to birthday sex I'm gonna get."
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
I will consider today a failure if my nipple isn't bitten at least 😂
Oh is THAT how we're gonna play mini golf
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