So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
i know they say sex burns calories but i think i actually gained weight from just lying there for the whole 2 minutes
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
I Just paid off the bartender to help me convince this chic my roommate's gay. This is the best cockblock ever.
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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