You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
The grocery store is a combo of ghetto ppl complaining that the low fat chips are all that's left and hipsters trying to eat organic during the hurricane
She just broke down showed up grabbed a beer said fuck it pulled off her fake eyelashes looked at my roommate and said we need to break up you're a nice guy and I'm a whore
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
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