this text is just filler to avoid a lull in the conversation
Best friends brother. Beat that.
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
You kept showing the cop the bruises on the bottoms of your feet and claiming you were a medical mystery.
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
I should probably stop opening conversations with 'guess who's horny'.
Can you bring me the toilet please
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
Randomize
