You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
Randomize
