I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
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