so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
I'm wearing the jeans from casino night. Tell me why I have a napkin in my pocket that says 'dont fear me'? I'm hoping it was just a coincidence.
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
Seriously you've eaten pizza pockets for every meal for the past 4 days
Well to be fair I wasn't alive for breakfast 2 out of 4 days
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
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long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
SOOOOOO I just attempted to go to the gym, hungover. Ended up throwing up in the bathroom. I hope people think I'm just working out really hard
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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