My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
No lie. I was hooking up with a former football player at UT and mid-hookup I yelled "I'M FRATERNIZING WITH THE ENEMY"
I swear the toilet was so cold I tried to stand up but my balls wer frozen to it. most awkward five minutes between me and my mom.
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
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