Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
At the ER. Dropped bottle lead to cut foot which led to me drunk hitting on doctors. Not going well.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
He texted me saying that his mom found my nuva ring in their jacuzzi filter. I don't think I'm welcome back anytime soon.
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
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