We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
I swear to god, allah, buddah and motherfucking oprah winfrey... if I have to stay here any longer because you are holding us up I will choke you out.
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
UPS just delivered me 30lbs of dried cherries... I shouldn't be allowed online when I take painkillers.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
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