just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
Now that I'm the boss, there's nobody to yell at me for smelling like a bar in the morning.
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
You didn't try to help me when I fell on the dance floor. She brought me cupcakes. You're a shitty friend, suck your own dick.
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
I'm still drunk dear. I just woke up 3 feet from the front door with 20 dollars worth of taco bell in my hands.
I have 3 vacation days left and I'm guarding them like a gay dragon on a pile of gold dildos molded after celebrities.
Smaug the FABULOUS
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
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