Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I just sneezed everywhere.....everywhere. Now no one will talk to me.
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
I need moral support for this bender
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
You need to get laid. You spent last night stumbling through the club pulling couples apart and telling them to leave room for Jesus.
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
I woke up handcuffed to a bed wearing nothing but an army belt. Does this count as thanking our country?
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