Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
I need a burrito and a hug.
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
Do you think I can get away with quoting Work Bitch by Britney Spears in my speech?
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
I don’t have the time, patience, or blood alcohol level to deal with her.
I guess when the asshole said “I really miss you and want to get back together” he actually meant “I’m banging a Hooters girl behind your back.”
I hope she gives him gonorhea
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