Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
Just got my first unemployment direct deposit!!!' celebrating at the beach
Me toooooo!! Margaritas
I never knew being a drain on a functioning society would feel so good
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
5am, I am wayy too drunk for this. Hookers came out of nowhere. They're like ninjas. Some poor soul got the fat one, tomorrow's going to be interesting...
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
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