It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
Saw a dead body on the way to the casino. I think that's a good sign.
I should be sponsored by Trojan
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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