Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
i just met a girl who was sent to the hospital for using her phone as a vibrator and got electrocuted. 4 weeks later she got sent back for shoving a hot dog up there. welcome to the teenage american society
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
i was so drunk that i ate a carrot out of her guiena pig's cage and thought it was normal
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
this just has baby written all over it
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
My most recent midlife crisis involved eating a doughnut in 30 seconds but taking 5 minutes to do half a shot of whiskey, then deciding I wasn't going to finish it.
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
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