i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
i tried to get you to come inside, but you insisted on throwing up in the flowers "because they're pretty."
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
It was the gentlest way I could hit on a girl who just got hit by a car
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
So here's a brief summary of my weekend: last night I drank four glasses of Death Punch, grabbed the toaster, said "This is mine", put it in my pants and walked out the front door.
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
I'm actually glad the whole thing's over now. It's exhausting to fake a pregnancy.
Imagine not having to fake it.
Yeah, I should never have kids, probably.
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