No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
Just pretend you're riding a unicorn through space. Thats how I deal with the stirrup situation at the gyno office.
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
You said you brought chipotle into a movie and I asked you to marry me and you said yes
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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