Jason just peed on the potty all by himself!!
"omg awesome!, you do realize we aren't together anymore"
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
It's underwear night and I am literally in the bar wearing nothing but underwear and flip flops.
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
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