physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
You came in at two thirty, wearing your underwear and a tie then asked where you could find a sombrero and a pair of stilletos that would fit your men's size thirteen feet.
I would just like you to know that the guy I blew off last weekend to come find ur drunk ass just got drafted into the major leagues.
Moment of silence for the loss of that option.
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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