hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
I have a kicked-out-of-multiple-bars level hangover today
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
I forgot drug dealers have families, too. Cheers to a sober, uncomfortable, slightly enraging Thanksgiving.
No. Not going out tonight. No. It's Tuesday. Xanax and Full House Tuesday.
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
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