Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
if i died would you start the facebook group?
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
I knew I was in for a long night after I filled the empty pinata carcass with beer, bit off the top of one of it's legs and used it as a beer bong.
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
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