Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
Did we literally take a cab across the street
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
you know you’re single when you try to cook yourself a nice pasta dinner but you’re too weak to open the container of sauce and theres no one around to help you
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
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