it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
I had to physically pry the rocks out of your hands so you wouldn't throw them at the guy with the cowboy hat. You probably would've missed anyways.
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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