like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
i just entered cocaine into my calorie counter.
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
Just did. I played that shit out so casual I deserve an Oscar. Or am Emmy, or whatever the fuck you get for acting like a boss
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
Blacking out in the security line at the airport is not nearly as fun as blacking out in the lunch line at the dining hall.
I often worry that if I get famous, people from my past will recognize me and start talking to the media
Randomize
