That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
There's going to be a velveeta shortage. I'm not drunk any more, this is just dire info.
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
dude pick up your phone
i cant. im high and theres a wild turkey in my backyard. wouldnt miss this moment for anything
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