Just took a closer look at the paper that kid wrote me his number on. It was an ATM receipt. His balance is $17.89. i made the right choice.
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
Package from mother. Contents: Cookies, my old pokemon cards, and condoms. Note: "These have a July 2010 expiration date so give them away or use them with a gal that would be a great daughter in law. Love Mom" Love you too momma
My ATM looks so different sober.
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
Ugh. I guess I'm crying loudly or something. My mom just came in and gave me milk, chocolate, a Xanax, and her weed "for the break up blues". Her ways of affection are so odd.
Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
You know you were really drunk last night when you woke up and had someone else's jacket with their car keys and medical marijuana that you wore home from the bar and no sign of your actual jacket.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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