This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
you kept yelling something about watching the muppets chirstmas carol and trying to turn the t.v. on with your car keys
Is it because I queefed?
She told me to "stuff her hole like a build-a-bear". I was so drunk I didn't even think that was weird.
I take back everything I said about communal showers
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
I hereby state that I am over the age of 18. If I am not of age to purchase or consume alcohol products, I hereby acknowledge that I have not received any alcohol products from said party host. Also, in the event of injury or death, said party host is not to be held accountable. Please reply with your full name and today's date for your e-signature". *note: no text, no entry.*
Sorry bro, just a precaution. You know, ever since the "Jake incident". What a douche.
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
The fact that you screamed, "Alf is my spirit animal!" is proof enough that we're too old for peyote.
I'M OFFICIATING THIS WEDDING. HOLY SHIT.
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
Randomize
