Strawberries are so good its weird that food is growable
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
Do you know what the cost code is for strip clubs? I'm filling out my company expense report right now
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
I feel like emojis are just meant for explaining sex without using words to make anyone uncomfortable. It's a true gift
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
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