Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
Hold on, I gotta pump breast milk for the white russians.
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
Roommate charged out of his room in pajamas yelling "MAKE IT RAIN" and just threw $4,000 in fifties onto my head. My Friday night.
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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