Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
I walked in and you were laying on the floor bleeding everywhere half asleep half crying and moe was at the kitchen table eating frozen pizza refusing to acknowledge you. What a sight.
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
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