i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
I'm in the line at Chipotle thinking: "What combo will best prepare my body for the open bar I'm going to subject it to tonight?"
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
It's shark week go big or go home
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
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