With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
I will never understand why the dress to get laid party is always scheduled to be during family weekend. Its not even ironically funny.
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
When i like your selfie it means one of two things. 1. thats a nice photo, friend. OR 2. I wanna bend you over a table. But youll never know.
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
He snapchated me a photo of his penis with the caption "it needs a home".
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
Randomize
