she lunged for my junk like it was the cure for swine flu
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
Found the puke drawer
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
i found you passed out on the floor with a half-eaten pie. i figured youd be the last person to care if i went and banged your sister
A black cat walked my drunken ass home last night and made sure I made it back into the apartment safe. Sat with me for 30 minutes as I struggled to unlock the door. Guardian angel or drunken hallucinations?
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