Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
I swear to god I'm going to hunt down and stab the next telemarketer that calls from a blocked number while I'm waiting for my STD results...
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
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