I've blown a few things in my day
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
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