Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
My shirt is ruined. If I ever get the idea of doing a tequila shot through my nose ever again, shoot me.
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
Just applied for assistance with paying my hospital bill from my alcohol poisoning at age 16 while still a little drunk from last night. What is my life.
Circle of life?
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
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