i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
He's my palate cleanser. He's my mint sorbet. He's my saltine cracker. He's who I fuck between people to make the next one better.
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
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