I wish there was an iPhone app to help you with your shitty personality.
the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
how do you say happy birthday to the guy that almost got you pregnant? i cant just write the same thing as last year.
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
Afterwards the first thing I said was, "You know, you're probably the first guy who has ever gotten laid wearing Star Wars pajama bottoms."
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
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