hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
I'm too high to be shopping. I just contemplated deoderant for fifteen minutes. Now testing pillows
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
Talk shit all you want but with my new knife sharpener I have a lethal razor sharp pizza cutter. Fuck with me Mario I dare you!
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