He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
This is John, I met you downtown last night.
Oh, ok.
This is the cop that kept you out of trouble last night
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
We had sex on a dog bed..
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
soo... how was my night?
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
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