woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
I deflowered you on valentines day. I AM THE BEST AT ROMANCE. LOVE ME.
Last night I was introduced as the Picasso of getting fucked up so I obviously had to live up to it by chugging long islands
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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