we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
First night home from college and I already forgot that walking around nearly naked with my laptop open to smut porn isn't acceptable. Sorry, mom.
capris are just wrong
its like "what can i possible wear to make myself look short and fat? Oh I know!!"
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
I thought I broke my iPhone. I was almost as depressed as the day I broke my vibrator.
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
I just crashed on my couch and have no intention of ever getting up again
I will be over with a bedpan and beer
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
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