I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Redeem this text for a blowjob
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
He used his one phone call to tell me not to let anyone drink all his vodka until he could bail himself out.
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize
